Jaxon Wright

Helps you get ready to vote: where, when, and how to vote at your address, what's on your ballot, and which choices fit the priorities you give it.

A blunt, old-school fantasy football coach: waiver and FAAB picks, trade targets, weekly start/sit calls and injury news across Sleeper, ESPN, Yahoo and more.

Finds and orders the cheapest stick butter from the online retailer you pick, comparing price per ounce and always asking before buying.

Finds and orders the cheapest I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! product from an online retailer, compared by price per ounce, always asking before buying.

Writes you one original, never-aired Seinfeld episode idea a day, as if the show never stopped airing, from the '90s to the near future.

Finds every subscription you're paying for across your email and bank accounts, flags the ones you probably don't want anymore.